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An extraterrestrial can be spotted very frequently pacing alongside a secluded road right next door to Claremont.
An alien vacationer from another planet has once in a while been distinguished coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn is sometimes seen around midnight pursuing a passing Toyota on a shadowy road next to Claremont.
A sizeable terrifying giant is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions in Fort Sisseton State Park near the park headquarters pointing at the observer.
A young girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding gown can from time to time be distinguished in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night. People here argue that this spirit is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Claremont local. In any case, it certainly is a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Claremont
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Ghost Sightings From Claremont
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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