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These are some lies we made up about Chancellor.
An ET materialized at Camp Creek late at night heaving pebbles into the flowing water.
The phantom of a young lady in a bloody wedding gown showed up staying in a neglected villa in Chancellor. There are numerous tales about this ghost in the vicinity. A person who lives here alleges that this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Chancellor.
An alien vacationer from another world was noticed mounted on a low rider on a gloomy highway near Chancellor.
A gargantuan donkey is regularly witnessed in a mobile home in Chancellor.
The ghost of an eight foot massive man can regularly be perceived strolling by the side of a deserted road near Chancellor. One thing's for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not interrupted.
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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