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A man's body with the head of an animal has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions in American Creek carrying a skull.
A feminine shape may regularly be spotted weeping in American Creek Recreation Area very late at night. In any case, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive deer has from time to time been perceived showing up in a restroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space is occasionally distinguished studying Tischudy Gulch in detail on a dark night.
The ghost of a lady with a word carved into her leg may occasionally be made out sitting in a beanbag in a trailer in the neighborhood of Chamberlain.
A very large lemur has frequently been noticed before sunrise rushing after a passing pickup on a murky highway close to Chamberlain.
A space alien from space is repeatedly noticed by Bailey Dam before sunrise gazing at the water.
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Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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