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One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves came into view glugging down water at Amsden Dam late at night.
The ghost of a planter having on a hat was made out smoking a cigar by Middle Pearl Creek. When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the night. Some of the locals allege this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who come seeking ghosts in Cavour. Regardless of what folks say, it's a terrifying phantom that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft was perceived in a residence in Cavour.
A young girl sporting a bloody wedding dress was made out in a Cavour building. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being seen. Anyhow, it unquestionably is a terrifying phantom that should be left alone.
A gentleman with an axe in his head is regularly spotted marching next to a wild road in close proximity to Cavour. It has been said that this specific spirit can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Cavour some time ago.
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Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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