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These are some lies we made up about Carthage.
A space alien from another world has every now and then been distinguished gazing at the water by Carthage Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking woman drenched in blood is every so often seen going berserk alongside a secluded road next to Carthage late at night.
A guy with a large hole through his torso is rumored to have been observed on many occasions standing by a secluded highway outside Carthage.
A female's body with a rat's head can every now and then be perceived in Lake Herman State Park near the ranger station trashing a hat. One of the locals decisively claims that this ghost is that of a local person who existed here in Carthage before the present.
A semi rotten human dead body was witnessed mounted on a Harley on a gloomy highway near Carthage. The ghost didn't appear to be agonized by the bystanders.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
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