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The ghost of a lady with a sack strapped around her head has frequently been observed hiding a cadaver by a big boulder in Fordham State Public Shooting Area in the early morning hours before sunrise. Residents claim that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Carpenter resident.
A partially see-through gentleman outfitted as the captain of a ship is repeatedly distinguished seated at a table in a Carpenter residence scaring people. A local resident alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Carpenter a long time ago.
The spirit of a young guy dressed in a confederate uniform is known to have been made out on numerous instances wandering through a mobile home in Carpenter. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable spirit that you would not want to come across late in the night.
A space invader from planet Neptune may often be observed pacing through a residence outside Carpenter.
The ghost of a street bum may be noticed frequently at a pay phone in Carpenter making a phone call.
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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