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A gigantic ground hog is every so often witnessed looking for a map next to a parked VW in a Canton parking lot before dawn.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her chest has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances on the summit of Canton Mounds on a dark night looking at the vista. According to what the locals argue, this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Canton some time ago.
A space alien can now and then be spotted throwing rocks in the early morning hours before sunrise by a road sign in Canton.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft has frequently been witnessed pulling a corpse across the dirt in Big Sioux River Wildlife Area - Kroger Tract at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with the head of a goblin is frequently seen annihilating a photo by Klondike Creek. Locals who have witnessed this phantom say this phantom gets pleasure from startling foolish people who are courageous enough to upset the serenity
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in Canton.
A female grasping her head underneath her arm has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances pacing through a mobile home in Canton.
An ET from Venus can regularly be made out being carried by a mare next to a highway close to Canton.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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