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The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a huge white mustache may regularly be spotted in a trailer next to Canova. Nonetheless, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gargantuan ox can be witnessed repeatedly carrying a skull in Spencer State Public Shooting Area very late at night.
The spirit of a guy having on an armed forces outfit has sometimes been witnessed in a Canova area grocery store, pacing the aisles.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer is occasionally witnessed in Lake Herman State Park at the park headquarters staring.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head may every now and then be seen attempting to state something very late at night by a road sign in Canova. Locals who have distinguished this spirit say this spirit may be a recognized former time inhabitant of Canova. In any case, it's sure a scary ghost that is better not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Canova
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When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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