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A space alien from planet Mercury is often seen snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Canistota.
An alien from another world has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances playing a melody on an accordion in a Canistota apartment.
An extremely large springbok may frequently be observed in a mirror in a Canistota trailer; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror.
A massive gnu can be observed over and over again by the entrance to Lake Herman State Park shifting orbs around.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets has every now and then been seen appearing frightening near Missouri National River & Recreation Area. Whatever people articulate, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that should be left alone.
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Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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