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The ghost of a shackled up gentleman is often made out screaming at the watcher to leave by K Bar Creek. No matter what folks express, this spirit certainly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of a bum is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances monitoring the panorama from the summit of Caroline Butte before dawn.
The ghost of an elderly hag may frequently be perceived hollowing out a nook beside Buffalo Springs on a dark night.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer has sometimes been noticed taking pleasure in the scenery at Lyle Lewton Dam before sunrise.
A female's body having a dog's head is from time to time seen studying Grandma Schang Draw in detail after midnight. One of the locals definitely asserts that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Camp Crook local. Nevertheless, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Camp Crook
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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