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A lady having a machete in her head has often been witnessed hanging out in a forsaken dwelling in Burke. No matter what, it's without a doubt a terrifying phantom that is better not disturbed.
The phantom of a young Indian warrior is regularly made out near Burke Lake Recreation Area screaming at the onlooker to be off. A local resident alleges that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local who used to live here in Burke. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to run into very late at night.
The phantom of an airplane pilot has been spotted on numerous instances at Burke Dam in the early morning hours going wild.
An ET from planet Saturn can frequently be perceived in the middle of Coon Creek flinging boulders.
The bloodcurdling phantom of a Viking can be noticed over and over again standing by a wild road in close proximity to Burke. One of the people who live here steadfastly asserts
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that this phantom is the struggling soul of an old Burke person who lived here. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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