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A space man from Mars was perceived chatting into the thin air by Lake Goodenough.
The spirit of a female having numbers carved into her cheek came into sight trying to locate somebody in a rubber raft on Horseshoe Lake. When distinguished the spirit moved toward the bystander who then fled.
An ET from another galaxy was witnessed chucking stones into the water at Broken Kettle Creek before dawn.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed at midnight marveling at Kenslers Bend.
An extremely large mule has repeatedly been seen climbing up from a storm drain on a Burbank avenue before dawn.
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
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