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The ghost of a lady with a sack fastened around her head was spotted looking at the water by Englebrecht Dam before dawn. The phantom reacted to the witness. People who have noticed this phantom allege this phantom may perhaps be a recognized past local of Buffalo Gap. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into late in the night.
A space man from Jupiter appeared tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water at Beaver Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was distinguished screaming names in Buffalo Gap around midnight.
A sizeable menacing ghost was noticed strolling through a trailer in Buffalo Gap. When the phantom was witnessed it disappeared into the thin air. Folks claim that this ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Buffalo Gap.
A massive marmoset has regularly been spotted being carried by a llama along a highway close to Buffalo Gap.
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Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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