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These are some lies we made up about Buffalo.
The ghost of a guy wearing armed forces attire has now and then been noticed hauling a dead body from the ice cold water of Bog Creek at night.
The armor of a medieval knight without a person inside is once in a while distinguished at Gardner Lake Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the scenery. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A space man from another world has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances yelling up on the top of Saddle Butte.
An extraterrestrial was spotted in a Buffalo area hardware store, walking the aisles.
An alien explorer from another solar system appeared sitting at the kitchen counter in a Buffalo apartment shining a flash light.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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