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A space invader from another solar system was noticed in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial came into sight watering plants in the side yard of a residence in Brookings.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin was distinguished relaxing on a stool in a trailer in Brookings. When the ghost was seen it disappeared into the air. People say that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Brookings many years ago.
An martian voyager from another solar system was distinguished looking for a person down by the water's edge at Lake Campbell.
A moderately rotten human body has repeatedly been distinguished pulling a body from the cold water of Medary Creek after midnight. A person who lives here alleges that this phantom loves scaring foolish people who are fearless enough to disrupt the silence in Brookings.
A lady in flames, holding a gasoline container
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is regularly noticed gazing by a streetlight in Brookings.
The ghost of a grower sporting a farmer hat is known to have been spotted on many instances attempting to articulate something in Aurora Prairie before sunrise.
A space alien from Jupiter can be noticed frequently striding from flat to flat at midnight on a Brookings road.
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alien from the cosmos has every now and then been distinguished pondering in Pipestone National Monument right by the ranger station.
A space man has been spotted on one or two instances frightening people by Big Sioux Recreation Area.
A youthful girl dressed in a bloody dress may every now and then be perceived searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Brookings apartment at midnight. One of the people who live here determinedly argues that this ghost likes startling foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Brookings.
A giant porpoise has often been seen gazing at folks in a Brookings building through an air vent.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has been distinguished on a small number of instances hovering in the middle of a shady road close to Brookings.
A man with a knife in his head may be perceived over and over again sipping diesel from a pump at a refueling station in Brookings.
A very large pronghorn has occasionally been observed speaking into the thin air as if somebody
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Ghost Sightings From Brookings
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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