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  I found a ghost using my restroom one dark stormy night. You see I live in a House that was built in 1422 by demetrius wonton. He was a settler from england. Rumor has it wonton had the face Only a mother could love.
So in other words he as drop dead ugly. That's how I know it was him. This is how it happened: I had just gotten done eating spicy Buffalo wings and had a mad case of the sharts. I raced up my stairs to the bathroom to relieve myself.
However when I opened the bathroom door I saw the most hideous creature staring up at me from the toilet area. It's face looked like it had been picked
    over by vultures eyes dangling from the sockets and bloodshot with a thousand veins.

The buck teeth stuck out for Miles yellow and chipped…i think I saw a spider crawl out of the mouth and back
into the nose hole. Speaking of the nose it was crooked and 7 inches long with nose hairs for days.
No eyebrows. Whispy frizzy hair that looked like it had enough static Energy to light a town. I screamed! Just then a blast of lightning lit up the room and I could more clearly see the face on my toilet twist in horror and rage.
I turned on the light and there was nothing. Just my portable vanity mirror sitting on the toilet seat. I must have left it there after doing my make-up earlier in the day. How chilling that my mirror was sitting on the exact toilet that I had just seen that hideous beast on
 

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