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A space man from another planet became visible in a house in Britton.
An enormous llama was seen checking out Oak Gulch in detail at midnight.
A woman alight, clutching a gas tank was distinguished pulling a dead body from the cold water of Gronseth Slough late in the night. The phantom did not appear to be scared by the viewers. Whatever people utter, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet late in the night.
The spirit of a farmer dressed in a straw hat is often witnessed by WRC Flood Control Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water. People who have seen this ghost assert this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Britton. Any which way, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A massive fawn has been distinguished on a few instances in a Britton mobile home.
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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