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A medusa is repeatedly seen screaming names of people in Horseshoe Lake State Public Shooting Area in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy has supposedly been observed on a few occasions turning toward the viewer in Fort Sisseton State Park at the ranger station.
A black as coal bat that transformed into a female can repeatedly be distinguished nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Bristol. Whichever way, it certainly is a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
The phantom of a destitute man has from time to time been spotted playing a melody on a guitar in a Bristol mobile home.
A scary beast is once in a while noticed in a Bristol secondary school after midnight strolling the corridors.
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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