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These are some lies we made up about Bridgewater.
An ET from another solar system came into sight trying on a shirt in a Bridgewater residence.
A terrifying being was observed creeping up from a storm drain on a Bridgewater lane before dawn. The watcher became frightened and ran off. Lots of locals claim this ghost could be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Bridgewater many years ago.
The ghost of a silver-miner has repeatedly been distinguished poking around in mailboxes at night in Bridgewater.
A female with a half transparent body is often made out chatting into the air in Lake Herman State Park by the ranger station. No matter what, this spirit undoubtedly is menacing; one that you do not want to bump into before dawn.
The spirit of a guy having on a police uniform is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances in a Bridgewater school at night striding the halls. One thing is for certain, this is an unfriendly ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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