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These are some lies we made up about Brandon.
A giant newt may be witnessed very often in a trailer in Brandon.
The ghost of a hobo has every now and then been spotted in a Brandon mobile home.
A Tyrannosaurus is every now and then made out striding by the side of a secluded road close to Brandon.
A space invader is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances floating down Beaver Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can every now and then be noticed taking in the vista at Assam Dam after midnight.
The ghost of an elderly witch has frequently been seen turning toward the watcher among the big trees of Gitchie Manitou State Preserve. In any case, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that any reasonable person would not want to encounter.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body is frequently perceived in Gutchie Manitou State Monument Park at night yelling at the onlooker to stay away.
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Locals here who have observed this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Brandon some decades ago.
A space man from Jupiter may often be observed on the summit of Cactus Hills before dawn monitoring the scenery.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy may be distinguished
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repeatedly hovering over the Cactus Hills after midnight.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft has from time to time been spotted appearing in a mirror.
A giant platypus has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions having a seat on a bench in a house in the vicinity of Brandon.
A female's body having a skunk's head may from time to time be witnessed guzzling blood from a mug outside the entrance to Oak Grove State Park.
A space invader from planet Mars was observed at the stroke of midnight pursuing a passing Honda on a gloomy road close to Brandon.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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