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The ghost of an elderly lady holding a handgun became visible walking a Saint Bernard before sunrise on a gloomy Bradley residential street. The observer ran away immediately after he witnessed the ghost.
The ghost of a waitress was made out looking through home windows in Bradley before sunrise. When the onlooker showed up the ghost ran off.
A very large duckbill has repeatedly been perceived smoking a pipe in Baileys Lake State Public Shooting Area on a dark night.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has purportedly been made out on many occasions in Caseys Slough before dawn struggling to hide a body.
An alien tourist from another solar system may repeatedly be perceived watching shows in a Bradley living room on a dark night.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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