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An ET has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions drifting by on Dry Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with a moderately transparent body may occasionally be made out after midnight checking out Sweet Gulch in detail. Many locals say this ghost can be the soul of a local who passed away here in Box Elder many years ago.
An extremely large alpaca has frequently been noticed poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Box Elder.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently made out playing a piece of music on a flute in a Box Elder trailer.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been made out on frequent occasions in a Box Elder secondary school at the stroke of midnight pacing the corridors.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars can often be observed in a mirror in a Box Elder residence; the phantom was solely detectable in the mirror.
A very large reindeer may be witnessed often in a residence near Box Elder.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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