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William Shakespeare is from time to time distinguished demolishing a box in Heilman State Public Shooting Area around midnight.
A massive quagga is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions spending time in a vacant farmhouse in Bowdle.
An ET from planet Jupiter may sometimes be spotted having a tomato in Doyle Memorial State Park outside the ranger station.
A man having the head of a goblin was perceived standing by a deserted road outside Bowdle. The ghost spoke of revenging a homicide. Regardless of what, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that is better not interrupted.
A moderately decomposed human cadaver came into view traveling on a low rider on a shady road near Bowdle. The watcher panicked and fled.
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Ghost Sightings From Bowdle
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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