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The ghost of a young-looking lady clad as a maid is every so often noticed viewing the surroundings from the highest spot of The (historical) Burnt Rock very late at night. If you listen to the residents, this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Bonesteel. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
A gargantuan orangutan has been observed on one or two occasions throwing stones into the flowing water at Squaw Creek on a dark night.
A space alien from planet Pluto may from time to time be seen at Blum Dam in the early morning hours flinging chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a homeless guy was perceived staring at an old man slumbering on the floor in a trailer in Bonesteel. The appearance of the bystander alarmed the spirit who then vanished. In any case, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The phantom of a young cowboy was distinguished down near Houston Springs around midnight glugging down blood from a beaker. The ghost spoke of avenging a slaying.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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