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One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was spotted floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Black Hawk.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet has frequently been distinguished in a clothing store in the Black Hawk neighborhood.
A menacing creature is often distinguished terrifying folks in the center of Blackhawk Creek. If you listen to what the folks who live here assert, this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Black Hawk. Anyway, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling spirit that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a car mechanic is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances calling out names down beside Doty Spring on a dark night.
A space man from Pluto may repeatedly be noticed facing the watcher at Red Dale Gulch Dam in the early morning hours.
A space man from the cosmos may be made out time and again trying on a jacket in a Black Hawk building.
A gigantic warthog has occasionally been perceived climbing up from a drain hole on a Black Hawk residential road late at night.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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