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These are some lies we made up about Bison.
A massive chamois has been made out on a small number of occasions howling at Bison Dam before dawn.
An extremely large horse can from time to time be witnessed looking in the middle of Box Spring Creek.
An alien from the cosmos was distinguished in the backseat of a truck by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A space alien appeared in Llewellyn Johns Memorial State Recreation Area right by the ranger station meditating.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system showed up by an old man canoeing in a river next to Bison.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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