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A massive wolverine has every so often been seen gazing at the water by Big Stone Lake Dam after midnight.
The Wizard of Oz has supposedly been seen on many occasions on the shore of Big Stone Lake screaming at the viewer to beat it.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg can once in a while be distinguished staring down into the water at The Peninsula at night. Some of those who live here assert this ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Big Stone City person who lived here.
A massive sloth was noticed sending a parcel at a Big Stone City post office.
An alien from another world was spotted speaking into the air as if somebody besides was there.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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