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A colossal buffalo emerged gulping blood from a mug down a wild highway near Beresford before dawn.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished being in an abandoned mansion in Beresford.
Aristotle was seen standing by a deserted road in close proximity to Beresford.
An ET from planet Venus has often been perceived looking at the water by Canton Dam before dawn.
A sizeable terrifying phantom is frequently made out gripping a cranium in East Brule Creek.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances howling in Oak Grove State Park right by the park headquarters.
The phantom of a tied up man can regularly be noticed mounted on a bike on a shadowy highway near Beresford. Scores of people who live here allege this spirit is the tormented soul of an old Beresford local person.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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