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An extraterrestrial from another world may be perceived often hurling stones into the flowing water at West Fork Brave Bull Creek before dawn.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship has every so often been witnessed seeking someone at Freeman Dam very late at night.
A huge hog has allegedly been made out on a few occasions wandering through a trailer next to Belvidere.
A space alien from Venus may from time to time be noticed at a coin operated phone in Belvidere talking on the telephone.
A mermaid was witnessed in Badlands National Park at the ranger station struggling to utter something.
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Ghost Sightings From Belvidere
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Ghost Sightings From Belvidere
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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