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A giant mare has repeatedly been made out going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Belle Fourche apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young lady dressed as a maid is often witnessed gazing at folks in a Belle Fourche house through an air vent. Whatever people express, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The phantom of a dispossessed guy has supposedly been observed on frequent occasions looking at the landscape at Belle Fourche Diversion Dam at the stroke of midnight. According to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who have the courage to disrupt the serenity in Belle Fourche.
The spirit of a young cowboy may be noticed very often by Crow Creek trying to locate a glove.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has every so often been perceived at the stroke of midnight fluttering over Windy Flats.
A large frightening beast is once in a while witnessed
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in Big Canyon late at night smoking a cigar.
A huge buffalo has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions in a desolate zone close to Belle Fourche.
Issac Newton can from time to time be seen posting a letter at a Belle Fourche post office.
An enormous ground hog was observed glugging down regular from a pump at a refueling
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station in Belle Fourche.
An Anchisaurus emerged walking a Great Dane before sunrise on a dark Belle Fourche road.
A very large wombat was distinguished staring through home windows in Belle Fourche in the early morning hours.
An alien from another planet materialized browsing through garbage cans on a Belle Fourche lane.
An alien was distinguished attempting to grab something outside Bear Butte State Park.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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