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These are some lies we made up about Bath.
An extremely large colt may every now and then be seen taking in the landscape at Tacoma Park Dam around midnight.
An alien tourist from another world has repeatedly been noticed mounted on a donkey alongside a highway close to Bath.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is often observed at a pay phone in Bath making a phone call.
An enormous wildcat may repeatedly be seen staggering through a Bath vicinity cemetery.
An enormous deer may be made out repeatedly piling stones alongside a deserted highway near Bath in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Bath
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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