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A space invader may be witnessed very frequently watering plants in the yard of a house in Batesland.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has occasionally been perceived seated on a bench in a building in Batesland.
A space man from deep space is every now and then spotted right by the entrance to Badlands National Park pointing at the watcher.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances gazing crossly at the witness by a streetlight in Batesland.
A gigantic rat may from time to time be witnessed wandering from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Batesland road.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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