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The phantom of a youthful gentleman having on a confederate uniform has purportedly been spotted on many instances staring at the sight from the pinnacle of Crows Nest late in the night. Scores of people who live here claim this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Barnard some decades ago.
The spirit of a bound up man may repeatedly be witnessed floating down Maple River before sunrise.
The ghost of a young woman soaked in blood can be observed often gazing at the water by Kruse Dam before sunrise.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been seen yelling names of people late in the night on a lawn in Barnard.
A man with a large hole through his upper body is from time to time noticed walking through a house in Barnard. In any case, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnard
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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