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An extraterrestrial from Jupiter is every so often perceived looking bloodcurdling by Dells of the Sioux River.
An extremely large monkey has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions traveling on a camel along a road in the vicinity of Baltic.
A large frightening beast can from time to time be seen wandering through a building in the neighborhood of Baltic.
A space alien from deep space was observed at a coin operated phone in Baltic talking on the telephone.
A colossal bunny was perceived wandering through a Baltic neighborhood churchyard.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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