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An extremely large bunny has frequently been witnessed in Gertson Slough State Public Shooting Area in the early morning hours shining a lamp.
Julius Ceasar is frequently made out taking a rest at a table in a Badger apartment.
An alien traveler from deep space has been said to have been observed on a few occasions in a wild spot in the vicinity of Badger.
A giant civet may repeatedly be made out standing along a shady highway next to Badger.
A man devoid of a head can be observed very frequently turning toward the eye witness in Lake Herman State Park near the park headquarters.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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