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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
A big frightening monster has frequently been seen hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Dry Choteau Creek before sunrise.
The ghost of a flight attendant is frequently made out struggling to snatch something up on the peak of Scalp Butte.
A massive gopher has been witnessed on one or two instances on an Avon avenue before dawn.
Napoleon Bonaparte can repeatedly be distinguished shifting orbs around quite near the entrance to Niobrara State Park.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady has once in a while been noticed suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Avon.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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