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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head has often been seen in Aurora Prairie very late at night hiding a corpse by a big rock. According to what the residents claim, this spirit is probably the struggling spirit of a local who used to have a home here in Aurora.
An alien is regularly seen by Deer Creek attempting to express something.
An martian tourist from space is rumored to have been observed on a few instances in an Aurora area supermarket, strolling the aisles.
A medusa can often be witnessed terrifying folks late at night on a lawn in Aurora.
The phantom of a female with a plastic bag tied around her head has once in a while been perceived strolling through a flat in Aurora.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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