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These are some lies we made up about Astoria.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly made out downing water from Jorstad Spring late in the night.
A massive mink has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions at the stroke of midnight scrambling out of Black Slough drenched in dirty water.
The ghost of the driver of a train can be seen repeatedly sawing down a soaring tree in Gilleys Grove at midnight. One thing is for certain, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to come across late at night.
The spirit of a seriously mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion is from time to time distinguished by Deer Creek gazing. In any event, this phantom unquestionably is chilling; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to encounter.
A woman devoid of a head may occasionally be witnessed down by the water at Fish Lake attempting to express something. Regardless of what people express, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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