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A massive argali can repeatedly be spotted drifting along West Redstone Creek late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer has now and then been observed reading a newspaper by Rifle Lake.
A man with no head is every now and then perceived walking a Sheepdog on a dark night on a gloomy Artesian residential street.
An incredibly frightening ghost has allegedly been noticed on a few instances watching television in an Artesian living room before dawn.
The spirit of an old female hauling a gun may sometimes be made out browsing through trash container on an Artesian road.
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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