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An alien from outer space was distinguished at Corsica Lake Dam late in the night taking in the vista.
A giant ferret was observed stacking chunks of concrete in the middle of Andes Creek.
The phantom of a critically burned lady has repeatedly been seen in Corsica City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise gulping blood from a cup.
The phantom of the driver of a train is frequently noticed posting a container at an Armour post office. Several of the folks who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Armour a long time ago.
A woman lacking a head is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions sipping fuel from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Armour. It's been alleged that this precise phantom takes pleasure in startling foolish folks who are fearless enough to interrupt the tranquility in Armour.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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