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A woman with a machete sticking out of her head is known to have been seen on a small number of instances at Pierpont Dam late in the night slurping blood from a jar. Nonetheless, it's a terrifying ghost that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A sizeable chilling beast can be seen time and again trying to find a photo in Pierpont Lake Recreation Area late in the night.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag tied around her head is every now and then distinguished playing a song on a harp in an Andover building.
An alien explorer from the cosmos has been noticed on many occasions in a mirror in an Andover home; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A gigantic gopher was made out right by Fisher Grove State Park smoking a cigar.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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