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A space alien from planet Neptune may sometimes be noticed browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Alpena house before sunrise.
A headless guy was noticed having a seat at a coffee table in an Alpena home. This phantom is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been numerous other sightings of this individual phantom.
A female with her head and right arm and left leg removed came into sight staring at people in an Alpena home through a peephole. This is one of those ghosts that is observed often in the neighborhood.
A soldier's uniform marching around lacking a body in it was made out in a wild zone right next door to Alpena. The bystander escaped when he made out the ghost.
The ghost of a civil war combatant appeared howling at the onlooker to leave in Fisher Grove State Park near the park headquarters. When the eye witness emerged the ghost ran away.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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