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These are some lies we made up about Allen.
A space alien from planet Venus was distinguished in an Allen mobile home.
Alexander the Great was distinguished in Badlands National Park right by the park headquarters weeping.
A giant aardvark has frequently been noticed striding beside a secluded road close to Allen.
A space alien from another solar system is repeatedly spotted taking a rest on a stool in an apartment next to Allen.
A pitch black bat that shifted shape into a lady can regularly be spotted before dawn pursuing a passing Toyota on a gloomy road right next door to Allen.
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Ghost Sightings From Allen
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Ghost Sightings From Allen
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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