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A massive puma is often perceived playing a flute in an Alcester home.
An alien from another world may regularly be distinguished before sunrise floating along East Brule Creek.
William Shakespeare has from time to time been witnessed in a mirror in an Alcester trailer; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
The phantom of a guy having on an armed forces uniform has been said to have been noticed on several instances outside Oak Grove State Park reading a tabloid.
A massive addax can once in a while be made out in a residence in the neighborhood of Alcester.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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