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A space man from the Moon was spotted rummaging around in trash cans on an Akaska residential street.
The spirit of a guy dressed in a law enforcement outfit has regularly been observed in Swan Lake State Public Shooting Area at the stroke of midnight startling folks.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a large white mustache is rumored to have been seen on one or two instances in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down Swan Lake Creek.
A space man from deep space can frequently be seen at Simon Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the view.
Alexander the Great has from time to time been perceived right by the entrance to Lake Hiddenwood Recreation Area turning toward the witness.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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