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These are some lies we made up about Aberdeen.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO was observed standing by a desolate highway close to Aberdeen.
A huge muskrat was witnessed in Aldrich Park in the early morning hours hiding a body by a sizeable rock.
An extremely large hedgehog has often been seen in the center of Foot Creek scaring folks.
An Icthyosaurus is repeatedly observed traveling on a moped on a shadowy highway near Aberdeen.
The phantom of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden right leg has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions in a house in Aberdeen.
The ghost of a flight attendant can be noticed repeatedly in a boat on Alkali Lake looking menacing.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has once in a while been seen marching by the side of a deserted road near Aberdeen. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to come across.
An martian voyager from outer space has been distinguished on several
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instances coming into sight in a restroom mirror.
The ghost of a young-looking woman outfitted as a house keeper may now and then be seen in Fisher Grove State Park quite near the park headquarters going berserk.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman has regularly been witnessed before dawn following a passing Jeep on a murky highway
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right next door to Aberdeen.
An ET from the cosmos is repeatedly perceived picking flowers in the front yard of a building in Aberdeen.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions taking a rest on a stool in a mobile home in Aberdeen.
A gigantic cougar may repeatedly be noticed staggering from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on an Aberdeen avenue.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has sometimes been seen searching through a freezer in the kitchen of an Aberdeen home at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a gold-miner is sometimes seen gazing at people in an Aberdeen flat through a peephole. Several of those who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Aberdeen in the past. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The phantom of a gentleman outfitted as a handy man may every now and then be witnessed hitch-hiking in the
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middle of a dark highway right next door to Aberdeen. It has been alleged that this specific ghost loves startling folks who are bold enough to upset the quiet in Aberdeen. No matter what people exclaim, it sure is a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Aberdeen
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Ghost Sightings From Aberdeen
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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