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These are some lies we made up about Wishek.
An alien from outer space has been made out on a small number of instances demolishing a bag in Doyle Memorial State Recreational Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object was noticed gazing at the water by Green Lake Outlet Control Dam at midnight.
An alien vacationer from another solar system was spotted in Beaver Lake State Park right by the ranger station trying to find a picture.
An extremely large chinchilla came into sight scrambling out from a manhole on a Wishek residential street before sunrise.
A space invader from space was noticed performing a song on a xylophone in a Wishek trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Wishek
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Ghost Sightings From Wishek
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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