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These are some lies we made up about West Fargo.
A space man from another galaxy has from time to time been witnessed in Jameson Park at night smoking a cigar.
An ET has been observed on a small number of instances in a mirror in a West Fargo mobile home; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
A giant basilisk may every so often be made out trying to find a map by a parked Jeep in a West Fargo parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet is regularly spotted at Sheyenne River Diversion Dam at the stroke of midnight grasping a human cranium.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions in a West Fargo area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
A big creepy beast can frequently be noticed at Lower Branch Rush River on a dark night flinging stones into the flow.
A very large bull can be made out often struggling to articulate something at night by a vending machine
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in West Fargo.
A gigantic guanaco is every so often perceived having a seat at a coffee table in a West Fargo flat shining a kerosene lamp.
A Triceratops has purportedly been perceived on many instances startling folks at the entrance to Buffalo River State Park.
An enormous coati was noticed walking through a mobile home in West
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Fargo.
A gargantuan jaguar showed up marching through a trailer in the vicinity of West Fargo.
A headless lady was witnessed at a public phone in West Fargo making a phone call. The phantom was swallowed by the thin air after being perceived. If you listen to the residents, this ghost could be a celebrated yesteryear resident of West Fargo. Whatever folks state, this is an antagonistic ghost that you would not want to run into late in the night.
A space man from another galaxy came into sight howling at the eye witness to be off by a secluded highway right next door to West Fargo late in the night.
An ET was spotted being in an abandoned dwelling in West Fargo.
Alexander the Great was seen standing by a deserted road near West Fargo.
A giant lynx has regularly been distinguished being carried by a motorbike on a shady highway near West Fargo.
The martian commander of a UFO is often seen in a flat in West Fargo.
An alien explorer from deep space has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances
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in a West Fargo residence.
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Ghost Sightings From West Fargo
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Ghost Sightings From West Fargo
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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