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A sizeable scary dragon can once in a while be perceived up on the apex of Lookout Mountain gazing wrathfully at the onlooker.
A space alien was seen in Black Slough before sunrise trying to conceal a cadaver.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship emerged staying in a derelict mansion in Warwick.
A colossal tiger was witnessed riding on a bike on a shady highway in close proximity to Warwick.
A black as coal crow that shape-shifted into a lady showed up in a Warwick trailer. When the watcher came into sight the ghost fled. Scores of residents say this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who are bold enough to upset the peace in Warwick.
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Ghost Sightings From Warwick
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Ghost Sightings From Warwick
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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