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Plato is from time to time observed downing gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Wahpeton.
An enormous leopard may sometimes be made out discussing into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her head was distinguished walking a Bulldog before dawn on a murky Wahpeton lane. The ghost nodded to the observer. It has been argued that this individual ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Wahpeton many years ago.
A female having the head of a goblin materialized looking through building windows in Wahpeton at midnight. When the phantom was distinguished it faded away into the air. One thing's for sure, it's a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gargantuan eland was perceived searching through garbage cans on a Wahpeton lane.
A space man from planet Mars came into sight on a Wahpeton residential road at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan bear was spotted gazing at a person sleeping on a mattress in a house in Wahpeton.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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