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These are some lies we made up about Velva.
An enormous bighorn emerged striding through an apartment in Velva.
An enormous budgerigar was noticed tossing boulders into the current at Oak Creek before dawn.
The ghost of an 11 foot high colossal guy was perceived in Blacktail Coulee after midnight annihilating a bag. The phantom didn't appear to be agonized by the viewers.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object has often been spotted on the pinnacle of Black Butte at the stroke of midnight viewing the surroundings.
The ghost of a female with half her head not there is often seen traveling on a mare along a highway in close proximity to Velva.
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Ghost Sightings From Velva
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Ghost Sightings From Velva
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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